shervinfoto:

I wonder if beyonce has a booking agent or just wakes up fully dressed and says ‘I will sing tonight’ to a terrified assistant

(via camifornilla)

misha-bawlins:

hayleytonks:

danisnotafaggot:

gay marriage is legal in the sims god damn it real world sort your shit out

lets talk about sims for a minute

in sims, your appearance doesn’t matter. you can pursue what career you want and not get paid less for being a certain gender. you can change your sim’s gender or life at any time. what other sims care about is if you’re nice or if you kick over their gnome.

just saying

also men in sims 2 can get pregnant by aliens 

(via beyoncevevo)

  • God: you have to die so their sins can be forgiven
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus: i just came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

joshpeck:

do you ever just realize that you’re not a good person

(via river-lanes)

rnph:

there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube

(via beyoncevevo)

rnackenzie:

if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake

(via beyoncevevo)

panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

(via leczie)

iamanantichrist:

a-sarcastic-feminist:

ssjdebusk:

whatshehassaid:

smellslikegirlriot:

This is rape culture

That is fucked up

Why are people so scared of murder? Y’all should feel pride that someone risked life in jail just to kill you

Literally that is how stupid these people sound to me rn

I can’t believe that OTHER WOMEN are participating in this like jesus tapdancing christ…

Don’t generally reblog this stuff, but I swear to god if I ever hear any of my followers are talking shit like this, I’ll go after them with a rusty spoon.

Rusty spoon? More like an old, jagged, rusted, sharp dental equipment.

(via leczie)

bemoretea:

The Lipton twist on a lemonade stand. #BeMoreTea

bemoretea:

The Lipton twist on a lemonade stand. #BeMoreTea

smaugnussen:

goddessofsax:

Hair color reference chart. It’s not perfect, but from what I could gather it’s pretty accurate.

dont let the fanfic writers see this

(via leczie)